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Ciggarrette Humor
Cigarettes, manufacturer, tobacconist are not easy for spelling especially if they are written directly online. Here are some major flops that people experience with the word cigarette or cigarettes.
Ciggarettes – appear in this way in the Urban Dictionary (www.urbandictionary.com) alone with many other different spellings. If you are looking for laughs we highly recommend this site.
By typing cigarrette you can find this website with funny cartoons about smokers. http://www.cartoonstock.com/directory/c/cigarrette.asp. It's really good...
Besides, if cigarette is French word why we don't adapt it a bit to our own language or simplify the spelling like this – cigarete/cigarets or even cigerette.
Here are some famous quotes about cigarettes and smoking. Enjoy!
- To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times. Mark Twain, attributed
- Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. Woody Allen
- It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. Mark Twain
- There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarrettes. Katharine Whitehorn
- For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarretes afterward. Jay Leno
- The public health authorities never mention the main reason many Americans have for smoking heavily, which is that smoking is a fairly sure, fairly honorable form of suicide. Kurt Vonnegut
- In a gathering of two or more people, when a lighted ciggarette is placed in an ashtray, the smoke will waft into the face of the non-smoker. Author Unknown
- Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. Author Unknown
- Watching the smoke dance out of cigaretes is like watching a girl dance out of her dress. Terri Guillemets
- A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. Rudyard Kipling, The Betrothed
- Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning, it's the best one of all. It tasted so good that even if I had been frigid I would have pretended otherwise just to be able to smoke it. Florence King
- I used to smoke two packs a day and I just hate being a nonsmoker.... but I will never consider myself a nonsmoker because I always find smokers the most interesting people at the table. Michelle Pfeiffer
- The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches. Author Unknown
- Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarrets packet. Billy Connolly
- I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette. Anthony Hopkins
- I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette. Rodney Dangerfield
- I've been close to Bette Davis for thirty-eight years - and I have the cigaretes burns to prove it. Henry Fonda
- Something about glamour interested me. All my schoolbooks had drawings of women on terraces with a cocktail and a cigarette. Bill Blass
- Cigarrets sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT". Dave Barry
- “A cigarette hanging from the lips of a woman is as sexy as a missing tooth on her smile. Paul Carvel
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